12 January 2008
Is your sex life bipartisan?
Who has better sex, Republicans or Democrats? According to a study in this month s Playboy, neither. Regardless of party, more than a quarter of the survey respondents said they have sex quot;once a week or less quot;. Yikes.
07 January 2008
Is your kid one of The Best?
Ahh, childhood - the time for innocence, wonder...and cutthroat competition. Does your kid have what it takes to be The Best? Expanded Books has the tips your child needs to crush the self-esteem of his or her classmates. May the best child win - and the rest start saving for therapy now.
18 December 2007
Britney whines in new Piece of Me video
Poor Britney. She really has had a hard life. She s filthy rich, but inside she s empty and hollow. Britney, of course, is not to blame for her broken life. No, no. It s all the paparazzi s fault. Yeah, and the reason why Aretha Franklin eats so much is because Popeye s keeps having great meal deals. What a way to misplace the blame for your own shortcomings.
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