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Answers To common questions girl generally have about their boobs... examples: Q. How big will my breasts get and what is normal? Q. If your mother and sisters have small breasts will you have small ones too?

Dating these guys can be a pretty enjoyable experience for Girlz Mr nice romantic guy He'll show up with flowers, leave cards around your apartment and quote Keats on a whim. What he'll teach you - This affectionate man will display softer side of men, raising your expectations. After realising this, you'll be less likely to stay with someone who degrades or ignores you in the future....

1 Star Wars When the stormtroopers break into the control room, the stormtrooper on the right of the screen hits his head on the door frame. On the DVD release they've added a thump when he hits it. 2 Commando After chasing down Sully, the yellow Porsche is totally wrecked on the left side, until Arnie drives it away, and it's fine. 3 The Rocky Horror Picture Show The criminologist describes the events of the movie as taking place "on a late November evening". In the very next scene, Brad and Janet are driving in Brad's car, and President Richard Nixon's resignation speech is playing on the radio. Nixon resigned in August of 1974.

Learn Business Management the smart way: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

For an irritating boyfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you’ll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straighforward dumping an irritating ‘attachment’ can actually be!

For an irritating girlfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you’ll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straightforward dumping an irritating ‘attachment’ can actually be! 1) Make her wait for ages… when the dates are planned by her and, even worse when they are planned by you. 2) Do not ever use a deodorant when you’re around her. Make it a point to munch on onions before you meet her. 3) Attend as many calls as you can when she’s spending time with you… it helps if the one calling is you’re ex-girlfriend and it’s even better if it’s your ’supposedly’ intimate boyfriend. 4) Be as GAY as you can!...

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Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down.

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

This should be pretty helpful for us Guys 1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

Most lipstick contain fish scales! A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! Porcupines float in water! A hummingbird weighs less than a penny! A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sweet Dreams-- 13 Tips for a Great Night Sleep

(AP) BELFAST, Northern Ireland In Ireland, they bury people quickly - and now they're harnessing the speed of the Internet to help families grieve across the globe.

(AP) COSTA MESA, Calif. A Laguna Niguel man allegedly broke into a woman's home and fell asleep on her couch naked, according to police.

(AP) COLBERT, Okla. A woman looking for a cocaine dealer called a number on her son's cell phone only to discover later that she had phoned a police officer, authorities said.

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?” The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. “Yes, yes he did.” The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?” Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”

The Ending is just too painful.... A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someone is home.

A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...’’ He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?” “Yes! Exactly! How did you know?” “Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”. Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked. “Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.”

Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous! Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man, go upstairs and he'll take care of you!" So up the stairs she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

If you're like most pregnant women, it's perfectly safe for you to continue working during your pregnancy. However, just being pregnant can present challenges. After all, your body works nonstop for nine months to create and nurture a baby. Factor in the demands of your job with all the related effects of pregnancy — from nausea and fatigue to back pain and swollen feet — and you can easily feel worn out.

Inventions and discoveries that were made by men and women.... The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side [2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. [3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.