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June 2007
Teesmybody.com Reduces Prices On All T-shirts With The "Pre-summer $7.99 Sale"
(via)www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts is announcing their latest promotion, the “Pre-Summer $7.99 Sale”, with all available t-shirts on sale for $7.99. The promotion is only for a limited time, and when the sale is over prices will return to the already low $12.99.
Brokeback Mountain Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Yee-haw! Celebrate the cowboy lifestyle, even if you haven’t been to the ‘mountain.
Tell your mom "I can't quit you" and go to bed without supper.
Please Be 18 Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Don't be embarrassed, because we know it's crossed your mind a few times. Just don't wear this around Chris Hansen's Dateline NBC.
My friend Miguel swears up and down he spotted Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights) wearing this shirt but I think he's lying big time so next week I plan on throwing my uncle's wheelchair at him.
Congratulations Idiot Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Perfect to wear for job interviews, family reunions, and traveling abroad. Richard Dreyfuss wore one in Wedding Crashers.
John Basedow Lives Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Did you really think a force of nature would bring down the living legend? Long live 6-pack abs and AM/PM workouts!
How Much? Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Some people were born with the ability to negotiate. Others (like my roommate Station) would do well just to wear this shirt.
Pimpbot 5000 Hoes Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Pimpbot 5000 combines the classic sensibilities of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flare of a 1970's street pimp. He likes Gatorade, Conan O'Brien, and hookers with a reasonable rate of return.
Fun Size Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
“Everyone loves fun size because it’s the best size.” - Bobby Hill, King of the Hill
Pork-Chop Express Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
You just listen to the ol' Pork-Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night. When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Using this pick-up line on a girl only works if she hasn't seen Big Trouble in Little China.
Cobra Commander Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
"If you love a woman, you mustn’t beat her"
Tired of G.I. Joe getting all the spotlight with their so-called public service announcements, Cobra decided to come up with one of their own.
*Ages 18 and older
Ninjas Love Pirates Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
The hate is an urban myth. Rumor has it these guys can be seen breakdancing together during the summer holidays. At their first meeting - in a Thanksgiving-like setting - Ninja Gaiden presented Jack Sparrow (of Pirates of the Caribbean fame) with some shurikens from QVC.
Jheri Curl Yoda Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Mmmm yessss. This t-shirt of me you will like. Wearing jheri curl I do; sometimes, but not always. Catch my cameo in Robin Williams’ RV you will.
In a perfect world all six Jedi in the Star Wars universe would have gratuitous jheri curl - Skywalker, Chewbacca, that Han Solo dude, Boba Fett, Yoda's sister, and the purple-yellow dude.
and the Pickles Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
And some pickles... Umm no... No cheese umm extra cheese... Mmm pickles... Bun seeds no Jessica Simpson bun seeds... Cheese umm pickles extra pickles... Cheese... Extra pickles... And some pickles and some extra pickly pickles. BAMF cheese… Mmmm pickles... Cheese. … BAMF cheese. Su Fi my chicken. And the PICKLES
*My Uncle Barbara (long story) is a huge Dane Cook fan.
Fight Milk Expiration Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Milk expiration is a global conspiracy created to line the pockets of merchant fat cats and dairy farmers. Your milk does not have to die.
Samurai Baka Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
This shirt was inspired by my brick mason cousin. The company he works for was installing brick on a strip mall that rents to a post office, party supply store, and a Japanese gift shop. Anyway, my doofus cuz accidentally stepped in a wheelbarrow full of mortar with his new timberlands and was so pissed he began screaming while spinning a shovel above his head like a helicopter. Well, he eventually lost grip and the shovel flew right through the Japanese store window. The owner came out yelling and started to chase him holding an aluminum samurai sword, but luckily my cousin managed to lock himself in a portalet where the Japanese guy waited for him for like 2 hours. Finally the store owner gave up, but before he left he snarled through the portalet ventand whispered “baka”.
Caruso CSI: Miami Funny T-Shirt - Tees My Body
Drive by, CSI: Miami style!
If you ever get murdered, you'll definitely want David Caruso's Horatio Caine on the case. With his cool demeanor and hot shades, rest assured he'll let you know it will all be alright. If not, then over your dead body... it's gonna be.
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November 2006
TeesMyBody.com: T-shirts That Give Your Body Something To Say
Oh yea, wassup you dirty, nerdy geeks. Want something sexy? Vintage? Funny? Then you need an authentic Tees My Body T-shirt! Beware of imitators, as all of our awesome shirts are 100% original, and cool. So go ahead, give your body something to say.
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