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ORANGE, Calif. - A $25,000 diamond was found stuck in a shower drain at the prison housing the man accused of stealing it two years ago.

Bad dancing, bad accidents...but funny video!

What would you call this guy-- Sick,psycho,stupid... Just take a look.

What you need is a girl wearing a skirt, riding a bicycle, and a kite....have fun

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS. And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

Do read this................................ There are times in a person's life when he needs to take crucial decisions on his own. Marriage is one of them. Believe me, the decision on whom to marry is the most important decision a person will make in his life. After marriage, your wife is the most important person in your life. She can make or break your life. The mere thought of this is very frightening.

** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. ** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. ** Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

KIDS REALLY DO SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in a convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling in shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. >Friend: Y? >Sardar: Got upper berth. >Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? >Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. > >2 >Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, >nobody Will b there............. >Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.