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Free your fitness data from yourself. Earn insurance discounts! A guide to fitness tracker solutions.

MON MAÇON ÉTAIT ILLUSTRATEUR. Et il a gardé de bonnes habitudes.

Here's a video of people wearing the Oculus Rift VR goggles and watching 3D VR porn. Language is NSFW.

Either this dude has no idea how group messages on iPhones work or he genuinely didn’t care that 32 of his Tinder girls were going to see that he sent the same message to each of them. For his sake, I hope it’s the first one. “Joshua” must have been incredibly lazy that day because it appears he sent a mass text to every female he right-swiped. I mean, maybe he was just bored and looking for some innocent companionship, but — no, I really can’t justify this guy if I tried. This is just weird.

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A COLLISION OF COMEDY & TECHNOLOGY BRINGING GOOD IDEAS TO “EARTH.”

The hashtag was born on IRC networks before migrating to Twitter and evolving into something that people verbalised ("hashtag fail"). Now some factions are trying to turn it into a gestural expression and Nimrod Kamer -- a filmmaker and journalist -- is all for it. You can follow him on Twitter at @nnimrodd

Investigating Investigative Journalism John Oliver discovers that pretend news is the media world's sole remaining home for intrepid investigative journalists.

If you want to know just how broken the patent system is, just look at patent D670,713, filed by Apple and approved this week by the United States Patent Office. This design patent, titled, “Display screen or portion thereof with animated graphical user interface,” gives Apple the exclusive rights to the page turn in an e-reader application. Yes, that’s right. Apple now owns the page turn. You know, as when you turn a page with your hand. An “interface” that has been around for hundreds of years in physical form. I swear I’ve seen similar animation in Disney or Warner Brothers cartoons.

Satire, Humor and Visual Parody of Classic Children's Books From the 1940s Through 1960s

Parce que la répartie à la con d'Antoine de Caunes me fait marray.

Designed exclusively for camera-obsessed photogs like yourself, this soft silicone bracelet is a replica of your lens' focusing ring. From the embossed "50mm" and AF/MF switch to the rubber grip ridges, we can't think of a better addition to our camera style wardrobe.

Humor Chic is a daily society portrait blog, an illustrated point of view about fashion, costume, culture, society and celebrity. "When I put pencil to paper, I know where I'll start but I don't know where I'll finish" aleXsandro Palombo

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Everything is cool in the beginning. The client communicates their needs. You set expectations. Enthusiasm and excitement all 'round.

The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella.

“A l’heure de la rédaction de ce mémoire, je constate un rapport extrêmement inégal entre l’amplitude que prend, dans nos études de design graphique, la notion de “graphisme d’auteur” et sa place réelle dans la pratique de ce métier. Je mesure également la distance qui distingue le monde des auteurs, monde savant regardant tantôt avec dédain, tantôt avec amusement les autres formes de graphisme, et celui des amateurs, ignorant presque tout du graphisme et à fortiori du graphisme d’auteur. J’ai par conséquent eu la volonté de me dégager de la vision unilatérale que me propose (malgré lui) l’enseignement en communication visuelle en étudiant le graphisme le plus opposé au graphisme d’auteur: le graphisme amateur. ”

We're a bunch of anonymous females who take the names of dead women artists as pseudonyms and appear in public wearing gorilla masks. We have produced posters, stickers, books, printed projects, and actions that expose sexism and racism in politics, the art world, film and the culture at large. We use humor to convey information, provoke discussion, and show that feminists can be funny. We wear gorilla masks to focus on the issues rather than our personalities. Dubbing ourselves the conscience of culture, we declare ourselves feminist counterparts to the mostly male tradition of anonymous do-gooders like Robin Hood, Batman, and the Lone Ranger. Our work has been passed around the world by kindred spirits who we are proud to have as supporters. It has also appeared in The New York Times, The Nation, Bitch and Bust; on TV and radio, including NPR,, the BBC and CBC; and in countless art and feminist texts. The mystery surrounding our identities has attracted attention. We could be anyone; we are everywhere.

Le but de ce site est de recenser un maximum de contrepeteries, de permettre leur consultation et leur réutilisation. Les contrepeteries seront saisies par les visiteurs de ce site. Il sera ensuite possible de les récuperer sous différents formats (XML, fortune, CSV, ...) afin qu'elles puissent être utilisées dans d'autres applications que ce site web et que la bonne parole de la contrepeterie soit propagée dans le monde entier LOL :).