21 December 2006
Birdie: The World's First Yuppie
Note her early rising nature and her wide, coked out eyes. She was the world’s first yuppie. But as the years marched on, Mcdonald’s softened her cocaine-snuffling ways, made her a little arty, and quickly sidelined her in favor of the much beloved du
"Twister"/Hilary Duff Mashup: There are People Out There With Less To Do Than Me.
For all of you out there desperate to see footage from Twister cut together with Hilary Duff’s “Coming Clean,” this is your lucky freakin’ day. Oh, wait — there’s only one hand raised, way back in the back of the room — oh yeah, it’s the p
18 December 2006
Maximum Carnage, The Video Game. The Crappy, Crappy Video Game.
While you ’re swinging around decking tough thugs that go by the name of “Haydn” or “Bret,” all of whom either look like Gambit from x-men or Public Enemy’s Chuck D, you can also call in the help of your candy-ass friends like Iron Fist, who k
The Tekwar to End All Tekwars
"Tekwar, the William Shatner-run sci-fi cop drama about a futuristic drug that gives you hyper-real dreams but gets you put in cyber-jail, came on the scene right around the time i began to form opinions about television. Just a scant few months before, m
Muppet Parody Images I’m Glad Aren’t Real Movies: “Frumpy Old Men”
Come on, guys. “Frumpy” as opposed to “Grumpy?” I realize Statler and Waldorf can sub-in for Lemmon and Matthau nicely, but that title fucking sucks
Mysterious Punch In The Face
How will regular, everyday people cope with...a Mysterious Punch in the Face?
Why Isn't NYC What Movies and Television Told Me It Would Was?
"I want to get grabbed by thugs in an alleyway and be forced to do drugs! I want to run through the sewers while a phalanx of toxic waste chases me! I want to have a boxing match on top of a building with Jason Voorhees until he punches my head off (also,
Muppet Parody Images I Wish Were Real Shows: "Frogfeld"
Seinfeld gets the Muppet treatment, from Overtimecomedy.com
The Rock: An Island in 90s Time
the rock is like a collection of everything a great 90s action flick was meant to be, at its best. watch that clip, and witness just how much slow motion slaughtering and over-dramatic music there is. see the picturesque poses the dead navy seals hit. not
Muppet Parody Images I Wish Were Real Movies: “Swine Trek II”
I have very little interest in Star Trek movies, in general. It ’s not really my cup of tea. But you know what is my cup of tea? Goofing Around With a Teleporter: The Movie. I imagine wrath of pig would essentially be a long string of visual gags surrou
15 December 2006
Harrison Ford's "Bank Codes"
Harrison Ford's daughter has been kidnapped. The only way he'll get her back is if he gives up...the Bank Codes.
13 December 2006
Studio 60 Can't Do That on Television
but i just remembered the original “studio 60,” the series studio 60 ripped off. i’m talking, of course, about you can’t do that on television, a show that i watched on nickelodeon whenever it was on regardless of how much barth’s burgers grosse
muppet parody images i wish were real shows: “too late with kermit letterfrog”
let’s just say dave’s sick, like the time he had heart surgery. okay, in that instance, i would like to see kermit temporarily fill in for dave. however, i don’t want it to be just regular kermit. it has to be kermit letterfrog. also, the show has t
11 November 2006
if godzilla were my father…
a hilarious article about godzilla from overtimecomedy.com
beauty and the candlestick, dumbass!
a hilarious article about how the candlestick from beauty and the beast rocks, from overtimecomedy.com
mosquito: i can’t stress enough the fact that these mosquitos are big
a hilarious article about the horror movie mosquito, from overtimecomedy.com
camels: suck down cigarettes, suck as spokesmen
a hilarious article about joe camel's general suckiness, from overtimecomedy.com
ghostbusters music video: who you gonna call? the eighties!!!
the sweet, sweet sounds of ray parker, jr. from overtime comedy.com
the animaniacs were an over-hyped learning tool
a hilarious article about the animaniacs & their entertaining educational songs. from overtimecomedy.com
10 November 2006
the shining, part three… *boom* NIGHTMARE DEAD WOMEN
hilarious article chronichling the history of the shining from overtimecomedy.com
the pog phase and other things i missed out on
hilarious article about pogs from overtimecomedy.com
the shining, part four… *boom* WORLD PEACE
hilarious article chronichling the history of the shining from overtimecomedy.com
