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Robert Sollis sent an email out to Google requesting they update Google Maps with a temporary marker for the 150th anniversary exhibition for the Royal College of Art, only to receive an auto-reply message in return. Mr. Sollis replied to inform that he'd create his own physical marker, the Google Carpet, that would hopefully be picked up by satellites and refreshed on the maps in time for the exhibition (only to receive that same dang auto-reply in return).

It's up to a team of search professionals and a lot of caffeine to save the net from...

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