PUBLIC MARKS from figerrific with tag holiday

Answer a few simple questions and in the time it takes to warble "fa la la la la", you'll have an excuse that will either endear or enrage a prospective host. By all means, use the Generator as often as you like. Send it to friends. Heck, send it to people you don't even like that much. After all, it's way more entertaining than a lot of holiday parties we could name (but won't). So cozy up with a glass of eggnog. And let the excuses fly.