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FIVE LITRES EXPERIMENT - THE CONTEST
by Krome
Is it possible for a man to fill up a 5 litres bottle of his own sperm? How much time would it take? If you think you will be able to reach that goal, go for it!
2008
LUMINOL - [Coffee] is both hedonistic and ascetic. Coffee...
by karlcow
Coffee makes sperm swim faster.
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply
by blackgoldfish
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
SI NMNH - Jellyfish Romance - (Carybdea sivickisi)
by sbrothier
(via)
For most jellyfish, reproduction is not a particularly romantic affair. Typically, males release sperm into the water so that their genetic material can bump into and fertilize eggs released by female jellyfish in a similar fashion. This behavior, known as mass spawning, allows jellyfish to “mate” without the lovers even needing to meet.
Sperm Donation, Fertility Clinic - Sperm For Tickets
by julie
(via)
we need sperm donation, you need festival tickets.. wanna strike a deal?
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2007
Vitamin To Increase Sperm
by peloponi
Vitamin To Increase Sperm - Semen Volume Pill vitamin to increase sperm
2006
TreeHuggerTV - How To Buy A Green Sex Toy
by sbrothier
Woooooaaaaahhhh! This week TreeHuggerTV refreshes parts that other vlogs cannot reach by getting up close and intimate with your personal toys. So you eat organic veggies, drive a hybrid, and use eco-friendly detergent? What about sex toys? Make sure you are sitting comfortably to learn about what chemicals you may be taking to bed with you. Do you dare to go green between your organic sheets? TreeHuggerTV gets the sweet lowdown with a report inspired by writer Emily Gertz. The phthalates found in traditional sex toys can cause cancer, damage our reproductive systems, impair sperm, and damage the planet. Watch the vox pops in the streets as people realise that the objects they’ve been using to pleasure themselves and their partners might have longer terms effects on their bodies than they wanted. Carolyn Riccardi, Education Coordinator at Babeland, gives us a tour of PVC-free green sex toys that keep us sexy and healthy. Love the earth while you make love!
Herman Melville : Moby Dick : fic
by Olivia
IIn my all-time top ten. Can be adolescent at times, but dark and surreal, sexual, prophetic and strange. PS - Ishmael and Queequeg are totally doing it. I love the chapter with the clenching hands in the sperm. Smoking after harpooning!
2005
Vincent Gallo Sells His Sperm
by misspaige
& 3 others
If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee an
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